Zhou Enlai's interesting

1,1971, Dr. Kissinger for the resumption of Sino-US diplomatic relations secret visit to China. In the first formal negotiations have not started before, suddenly to Premier Zhou Enlai, Kissinger made a request: "Dear Prime Minister, Sir, your country on the 1st Mawangdui Han Tomb of the excavation results shocked the world, that a woman is a small world Some treasures ah! I celebrities by China's scientific community, entrusted to use a planet without some of the material in exchange for the woman around the charcoal, I do not know whether your country is willing to «" Premier Zhou Enlai to hear, Suikou asked: "Secretary of State His Excellency, I do not know your government will be used to exchange what» "Kissinger said:" On land, is China's spacecraft on the moon back from the soil, which should be regarded as the Earth There is no thing! " Premier Zhou Enlai. He laughed: "I Road is what it was at the foot of the things our ancestors." Kissinger surprised, puzzled and asked: "how« you as someone on the moon, when «Why not announced» " Smiling Premier Zhou Enlai, on the coffee table with their hands pointed at one of the Yadiao Changebenyue, seriously on Kissinger said: "We did not announce how« As early as over 5,000 years ago, we have a Chang'e fly the moon, Built on the moon in Guanghan Gong住下, not the letter, we have to send people to look at her! How these things Furujiezhi China, the China hand you do not know »" Premier Zhou Enlai and resourcefulness Humorous answers to learned knowledge of Dr. Henry Kissinger smiled. Excerpt from "global figures" Zhang Yingxia / text 2, "Pike" the origins of In the 1950s, one occasion, Zhou Enlai and an American, speaking to reporters, the reporters saw the Prime Minister's Office, there are a Parker pen, it took somewhat ironic, proudly ask: "His Excellency the Prime Minister, superstition China's pen?» " After listening to humorous Zhou Enlai said: "This is a Korean friend gave me. This friend of mine said to me:" This is the U.S. military to surrender signing ceremony at Panmunjom on the used, you make a mark left! "I think the origins of great significance of this pen, leaving your country, this pen." American journalists face have been red to Ergen. 3, saying the film brochures 1954, Zhou Enlai attended the Geneva meeting, to the staff member, was to put a "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai," the color Shaoxing opera film. In order to make foreign staff to understand China's dramatic films, wrote the 15 Premier Zhou's statement was reviewed. Zhou Enlai criticized the staff: "do not object, Duiniudanqin." Unconvinced of staff, said: "foreigners see this film, it is Duiniutanqin!" "You would see how a bomb law," Zhou Enlai said, "You need more than 10-page brochure to bomb, it is Luandan, I will give you a change of bomb it, as long as you write one sentence in the invitation:" Please enjoy an opera color film, China's "Romeo and Juliet" on the line. "After the film, audiences see Ruchiruzui, again and applause broke out from time to time. 4, Qiao Mao Zedong May 1960, Mao Zedong, Zhou Enlai and his entourage visited Changsha, her spare time, to the riverside walk. Yao Wang Orange Chau Tau, Baigezhengliu, 000-fan of the King, Mao Zedong Yixing-Trent, on the mouth of one: "Orange Chau, Chau next to the boat, the boat will not Island", the relative movement, the mood Youyuan, three Duanju , Two "Dingzhen," "Island" and "boat" is the homonym to cope with extremely difficult. On the side of Mao Zedong and Zhou Enlai, said: "Enlai, I Jianglangcaijin 1, please how the icing on the cake to a« "Zhou Enlai Caisi agile, good at geography, even in Changsha understanding of the Baibu Quotes:" Tian Xinge, in Pigeon Club , Ge Fei Ge Fei did not. "Tian Xinge a King of Changsha city, and Orange Island relative. Gong Zheng is also smooth, seamless whole couplet, the two great men and laugh relative. 5,1973, August 28, 10 CPC was held in Beijing when Mao Zedong has been attending the meeting due to Tuiji and can not stand. After the session, to prevent the delegates to see for themselves breached the physical worry, Mao Zedong has been坐在座位上, the deputies want to exit. The President does not exit, on behalf of Qiken first withdrew. Or carefully to the Premier Zhou Enlai that the President's efforts to break the deadlock, his wit that we saw Chairman Mao is to leave the venue. Mao Zedong was deliberately Zhiniu said: "You do not go, I do not go." In this way, the representatives of a step back, Yiyibushe with the President and waved goodbye. 6, first, Zhou Enlai met with ill-American journalist to ask: "His Excellency the Prime Minister, why you Chinese people to follow the road known as the road» "He did not rush to hear the words used thorn refute, but fun to say: "We have taken the path of Marxism, referred to the road." This American reporter still did not give up, continue to challenge: "His Excellency the Prime Minister, we the United States, people are walking and Yang Zhetou Why do you bow to the Chinese people to walk, this How to explain it »" Premier Zhou said with a smile: "This is not surprising, the problem is very simple them, you Americans are going downhill, of course, Yang Zhaotou walk, and we Chinese people are going uphill, of course, is a low - The first go. "Reporter asked:" China now has 400 million people, need to repair the number of toilets »" This is purely nonsense, but in such a diplomatic occasions, and not rejected, Premier Zhou gently smile answered: "Two! A Nance Suo, a Nvce Suo."